Winecone Wednesday – Do Epic Shit Edition

Do Epic Shit.

Not a bad motto. I’d even venture to say all of us have experienced a burst of energy dedicated to doing just that at some point in time. A Twitter conversation later clarified that the motto should actually be, “Do Epic Shit. With More Coffee.”

Obviously.

So what to do? Just some epic ideas to get you started:

Seems like everyone’s got spring fever. And we’re all in desperate need of some time away from the workplace. WINE FOR EVERYONE! Also a winecone at time. It passes so quickly.

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If you are going to urgently demand a meeting in which people in other countries are going to have to get up or stay up late, show up for the god damn meeting.

Editor’s note: These winecones all have clocks. No one likes meetings (although when I was a kid I couldn’t wait to grow up and have important meetings). So new rule. If it’s not important enough for you to show up (after you demanded a meeting), you get wineconed upside the head and those left to grumble get wine. And then you lose your meeting privileges.

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A winecone at the inappropriate pop-up ad that came up when I was trying to access an interactive story for my first graders on the big projector screen. A kiss to cold medicine and weekends!

Editor’s note: Wow. This is the wrong side of epic shit. This happened once in my college statistics class. Very different from first graders. The horror! Who will think of the children?! A winecone at projector’s that don’t know better. And seriously, you need a lot of wine.

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If your company’s sport is seeing how fast you can tear down other departments or individuals in the co you know you’ve got probs. It’s amazing how fast a co’s culture can change when it goes from great to crap. And, how slow it is the other direction.

Editor’s note: Imagine the looks on everyone’s face when you charge the office armed with winecones. Trust me, you’ll be the office hero. Or at least find a tight survivor alliance of your own and share lots of wine.

“Preemie” it’s coming out May 29. It’s an amazing book. Review to come soon. *Teaser!* A kiss to all those brave enough to share their stories.

And those preemie twins I mentioned above? They turn two this weekend. A smackaroo to how far we’ve come. And to how much more we have still to experience. This kiss? To life. And the 100-acre wood.

‘Till next week, winecones and kisses!

*Leave your Winecones in the comments or email us at anervousticmotion1@gmail.com or tricia@streamoftheconscious.com and we’ll add yours next week!

 

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