Dear Search and Destroy,
Well hell, it’s been 365 days. People told me having kids would change your life, but they neglected to mention our quest for you would send my entire being into a tailspin. Continue reading
The Godfather
We got a surprise visit from the muppets’ godfather yesterday. Parker and one of his fellow seminarians were touring the California Missons. Continue reading
Boys will be Boys
Well, another apocalypse has come and gone. I do believe the May 21, 2011 Judgement Day was Pastor Crazypants’s third attempt at salvation (the first two predictions fizzled in 1988 and 1994). My theory on why this prediction got so much reaction is due to the cult’s group’s massive advertising endeavor. For the past few months, there were more Rapture billboards than Starbucks in the Bay Area. Continue reading
Bork Bork Bork
One of my favorite online destinations is Cakewrecks – a site that hilariously profiles baked goods gone horribly wrong. Continue reading
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Maxwell Carter Harrison
Maxwell Carter was born last Sunday at a healthy 6lbs. 12oz. He was full term. I couldn’t wait to meet him; and I was thrilled with the prospect of seeing a newborn without any wires.
March for Babies
Today was the March of Dimes March for Babies. We were Team March with the Muppets. (Self-explanatory – the five mile walk was to take place alongside the Million Dollar Miracle Muppets.) Continue reading
How Preemie Moms Are Chosen
Erma Bombeck was a humorist with a newspaper column detailing the mundane details of suburban life. (My favorite of her works are compiled in her book, “When You Look Like Your Passport Photo It’s Time To Go Home.”)
Part of me likes to see myself as something like her with this blog. And yet, I have just now discovered her preemie poem. Continue reading
Vegas Baby, Vegas
I have survived my first industry tradeshow. Sure, I’ve worked on content for them before, but this was the first one where my presence was physically required. Continue reading
Missing Mommy
I’m away on business. So naturally, Destroy chose to start talking. Continue reading