Elf on the Shelf.
The phrase that strikes dread into the hearts of so many, while eliciting utter glee from others (of a much younger age). You know the type.
Regardless, this past decade transformed December into an elfin pictorial bonanza where weâ€™re either bombarded by daily pics of insane creativity and waiflike mischief or pleas for a Facebook blocker. (The latter of which has become itâ€™s own sport of griping.) Continue reading
Santa: Have you been good boys this year?
Search: Well, um, I’d like to be on the Nice list, please.
Friday was the Gingerbread Party at the boys’ preschool.
Search and Destroy were thrilled with their creations. With good reason â€“ the resulting houses are adorable! Continue reading
“I’m not going to cry, but I don’t want to smile.”
I write a monthly column over atÂ AlliOSNews. Itâ€™s a techie site â€“ extolling all the goodies and gunpowder on the Apple OS. (SHINY TOY!) Iâ€™m TechMom. And these are my stories on how technology is really used. This is what you must deal with, as I am a Silicon Valley nerd by day.
Iâ€™m well aware itâ€™s Monday. TechMom Tuesday is typically published the first Tuesday of every month, except for this month whenÂ there were TWO (this being the second Tuesday title of the month). I reserve the right to rant more or less as the technical goings-on, wellâ€¦go on. It’s only fitting – Santa’s coming!) Continue reading
if you were questioning when the tiny people stop being terrified that Santa is a scary man who will steal your soul.
This year muppets discovered they could tell Santa what they wanted for Christmas. Whole new world…
Given the title of this post, Iâ€™m sure you will be utterly SHOCKED to hear that one of the little men became so overwhelmed with the excitement of Christmas that he regurgitated yesterdayâ€™s breakfast.
I think his brother, Destroy, was just thankful Santa hadnâ€™t stolen his soul in the dark of night. Continue reading
There have been murmurings thatÂ â€œA Year Without Santa Clausâ€ is the best Christmas cartoon out there. Fear not, good people, I am here to reassure you such a ridiculous claim is patently false.
Obviously such accolades belong to the one true story of Christmas. â€œA Charlie Brown Christmas.â€ Continue reading
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
All the creatures were stirring â€“ likely including a mouse.
(Or rather a rat, but with traps he wouldn’t have a very merry Christmas moment.
Bah Humbug rodent!) Continue reading