‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through our house
the only creature left stirring was me with my mouse.
I was posting this blog, writing beneath the tree
knowing that’s where Santa would soon be.
The muppets were fast asleep in their cribs,
dreaming and drooling right through their bibs.
I paused all this typing to look toward the sky.
I was searching for a sleigh – with a child’s eye.
The muppets are sleeping soundly. They have no idea what’s going on. I am wide awake, listening for hoof prints on the rooftop and the jingling of sleighbells. Tomorrow it will be Christmas. Joy and mirth abounds.
Is it time to wake up and open presents yet?
Mumble, mumble – go back to sleep! Where’s my coffee?