F-bomb. Sexting. Flexitarian. Obesogenic. Energy drink. Life coach.
What do these words have in common? They’re all newly minted in the word nerd bible, “The Oxford English Dictionary.”
Crazy huh? But proves the point. Language evolves.
So we’re going to do something a little different today. And think about the communication of our winecones.
Words to winecone. Because they grate.
No: Really no explanation needed here. You ever tried to reason with a toddler?
Good: Because it’s never enough.
OMG: It is not a word. It is an acronym. Come talk to us when people start sounding it out.
Meme: Just as dumb as the online fads represented. Hey – it’s like an onomonopia 2.0
Business Jargon: Any one of those damn words make me cringe. You are not innovative!
Words to give warm fuzzy hugs:
SadBanana: n. emphasis on one’s sorry state.
Absofuckingtabulous: adj. because there’s no better way to quickly express absolute fucking fantastic fabulousity.
Wzctly: adv. an affirmation so excitable that one cannot be bothered to accurately type out the more traditional “exactly.”
Skeptivity: n. the state or quality of being skeptical or the process by which one expresses skepticism.
‘Till next week, winecones and kisses!
PS. This your first wineconing? Welcome. Grab a glass and click here for an explanation of what in name of Jeebus’ we’re talking about.