F-bomb. Sexting. Flexitarian. Obesogenic. Energy drink. Life coach.
What do these words have in common? Theyâ€™re all newly minted in the word nerd bible, â€œThe Oxford English Dictionary.â€
Crazy huh? But proves the point. Language evolves.
So weâ€™re going to do something a little different today. And think about the communication of our winecones.
Words to winecone. Because they grate.
No: Really no explanation needed here. You ever tried to reason with a toddler?
Good: Because itâ€™s never enough.
OMG: It is not a word. It is an acronym. Come talk to us when people start sounding it out.
Meme: Just as dumb as the online fads represented. Hey â€“ itâ€™s like an onomonopia 2.0
Business Jargon: Any one of those damn words make me cringe. You are not innovative!
Words to give warm fuzzy hugs:
SadBanana: n. emphasis on oneâ€™s sorry state.
Absofuckingtabulous: adj. because thereâ€™s no better way to quickly express absolute fucking fantastic fabulousity.
Wzctly: adv. an affirmation so excitable that one cannot be bothered to accurately type out the more traditional â€œexactly.â€
Skeptivity: n. the state or quality of being skeptical or the process by which one expresses skepticism.
â€˜Till next week, winecones and kisses!
PS. This your first wineconing? Welcome. Grab a glass and click here for an explanation of what in name of Jeebusâ€™ weâ€™re talking about.