Hide the toaster.
Given my proclivity for toast flambe (topped with tiny melted marshmallows) and Searchâ€™s intense analytical investigative skills, small appliances donâ€™t have great odds for remaining intact in our house.
His personality is beginning to show through as the type who will revel in divesting objects of their inner bits. Search will sit among his toys – after dragging them all toward him – surrounding himself with his favorites. (Proud Mommy moment: the muppets favorite toy is their soft book, â€œThe Very Hungry Caterpillar.â€)
With great aplomb, heâ€™ll pick one up and turn it around and around in his hands – investigating every angle. Then, seemingly without warning, heâ€™ll fling it aside.
â€œDone with that one!â€
And as we continue to work on mobility, Search is displaying the true meaning of being a child born in 2010. What is the only object that intrigues Search enough to immediately prop himself up on hands and knees and, with a look of intense determination, propel himself forward (even if it’s not exactly â€œcrawlingâ€ yet)? The iPhone.
Hold the sexy smart phone out in front of him and Search immediately starts to motivate himself. Focused on all-fours, heâ€™ll begin to rock back and forth. Heâ€™ll lunge forward, face plant, pull himself slightly forward in a twist and roll movement and army crawl a few inches. Then heâ€™ll collapse onto the ground, give his thumb several powerful sucks and repeat the entire process.
Every time he propelled himself forward within reach of the glowing gizmo. Every. Time. Jon observed, â€œNow THAT is true intent and determination.â€ Even the muppetâ€™s Caterpillar book doesnâ€™t illicit such an intrigued reaction.
â€œAwww, he wants to talk on the phone,â€ cooed GrammaJ (who thinks everything her â€œcutiepiesâ€ do is adorable and brilliant – I think thatâ€™s rule No. 1 in the grandparents handbook). Talking/chewing – simply semantics, right?
Destroy is the muppet spending his days chattering away. While his conversations donâ€™t often make much more sense than some of GrampaStavoâ€™s Englalian language creations, heâ€™s clearly communicating. â€œAi!â€ heâ€™ll squeal when someone walks into a room.
He might actually be saying â€œhi.â€ The greeting is always followed by his trademark infectious grin.
Today we were working on sitting – Destroy is getting quite good at remaining upright. Holding his beloved Caterpillar book, he looked up. â€œAi!â€ Then he fell straight backwards with a cry of, â€œAi!â€
He hit the carpeting, head on the ground and legs sticking straight up in the air – his body stubbornly remaining in the (vertically) seated position. The smile never wavered.
â€œHiâ€ and â€œGoodbye.â€