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<\/a>As you know, the muppets got their four-month shots on Friday. This has left them cranky and wide awake. I, in turn, am also wide awake. The middle of the night has become social time, when all I want to do is sleep \u2013 the floor upon which I\u2019m currently standing looks perfectly comfy.<\/p>\nI think I\u2019ll move to Maui.<\/p>\n
This morning was a circus. I had to get the boys ready and help try to get Gramma J out the door to the airport so she could go back home. I wish my mom could stay longer. She just barely made her flight and then had to sit on the tarmac for an hour while a mechanic \u201clooked at the plane.\u201d That sounds safe. I think I\u2019m moving to Maui.<\/p>\n
I was running late for work so I had to participate in my 9 a.m. meeting via Bluetooth headset in my car. We\u2019re in the middle of the technology capital of the world, but my phone can\u2019t seem to hold a call. Instead, the plant I was bringing to liven up my cube fell over in the back seat. Now there\u2019s dirt in my nice new car. I want to go to Maui.<\/p>\n When I finally got to my desk, I discovered the hard drive on my computer was dead. The IT guy told me it\u2019d be a while since he had to see if there was anything he could do about it. I went to get coffee while I pondered how to make myself useful without my laptop. The barista called me Patty. I HATE being called Patty. I\u2019m moving to Maui.<\/p>\n I ran to my next meeting, hot coffee sloshing about and over my old-fashioned pen and paper note-taking technique. No one was in the conference room when I got there. The meeting was canceled, but nobody bothered to share that with me. I think I\u2019ll move to Maui.<\/p>\n When I finally got my computer back, all my permissions had vanished. The technician told me \u201cit should work,\u201d but that didn\u2019t magically make his statement true. I\u2019d really like to move to Maui.<\/p>\n Destroy had terrible gas pains and was screaming when I got home. Nothing I did seemed to make him feel any better. Search was crying because he just wanted to be held. I felt like a terrible mother. I should go to Maui.<\/p>\n As soon as I picked him up, all freshly changed and clean, he vomited all over me. Again. There\u2019s vomit in my hair. And it\u2019s chunky. Now it\u2019s 9 p.m., and I\u2019m still awake. I think I\u2019ll go to Maui.<\/p>\n But, just as Alexander\u2019s mom told him that sometimes people (big or small) have terrible, horrible, no good, very bad days \u2013 even in Australia\u00a0\u2013\u00a0I know people have crazy, hectic, stressful exhausting days\u00a0\u2013 even\u00a0in Maui.<\/p>\n Although, in Maui, at least I\u2019d be in paradise with the world\u2019s cutest muppets\u2026<\/p>\n It is 9 p.m. I sit here, with baby vomit in my hair, lamenting the fact that I\u2019ve stayed up so late. With that in mind, I\u2019d like to take a moment to bemoan the day I\u2019ve had in the … Continue reading <\/a>Today was the first day the muppets spent with the nanny instead of with Mom or Dad. We\u2019ve got a great nanny (peace of mind is vastly underrated), but I missed my boys. It was hard to leave. I think I should go to Maui.<\/p>\n<\/a>After a week, Destroy finally pooped. He had a major blowout that leaked through his diaper onto the changing pad. Somehow I got poo on the curtains while I was changing him. As I reached for a new wipe, a fountain of pee drenched me, the kid and the changing table. I think I\u2019ll move to Maui.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"