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<\/a>We're all home.<\/p><\/div>\n
Step right up. Come and see the amazing million dollar miracle muppets \u2013 living with a finally full-time mommy and daddy.<\/p>\n
(Please remember not to touch the muppets. Previously compromised systems are still developing into healthy big boys.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Step right up. Come and see the amazing million dollar miracle muppets! Cuter ex-preemies you will not see. Only 73 days it took both boys to triumph. 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