<\/a>Raise the Roof<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Well, now that it\u2019s been more than a month, the muppets have apparently decided it\u2019s time to pick up the pace. Both kiddos are over three pounds. Their isolettes are open. 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