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This sunny Saturday morning saw the following discussion in the roles public safety professionals play in our lives.<\/p>\n

Also, Jon will be teaching Destroy how to drive.<\/p>\n

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“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mamma. Mommy. Mamma. Hey Mommy!<\/p>\n

Firemen wear boots. They drive like this.<\/p>\n

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Just like Fireman Sam. I’m a good driver too!<\/p>\n

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I think maybe policemans keep people safe.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This sunny Saturday morning saw the following discussion in the roles public safety professionals play in our lives. Also, Jon will be teaching Destroy how to drive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[23,20,22,36],"tags":[996,995,1497,1496,1495],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Sbzi-YD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3478,"url":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":3759,"position":0},"title":"Out of the Mouths of Babes","date":"July 26, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Happy Friday. 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