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\"chip-dale\"<\/a><\/h1>\n

Nap time was an adventure. Instead of cooperating, Destroy decided to strip.<\/p>\n

Destroy:<\/strong> <Takes off shirt. Giggles. Hands shirt to my friend.><\/i> Put back on. I cold. <Repeat><\/i><\/p>\n

\"Logan_NoNap_04-19-13\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Can we just have a moment around the fact that my son appears to have a 6-pack?<\/p>\n

Friend:<\/strong> It kind of freaks me out.<\/p>\n

Destroy:<\/strong> I cold! I cold!<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Great. I’m raising the next generation of Chip n Dales.<\/p>\n

Friend:<\/strong> Hahaha. At least he’ll be able to afford a reeally nice old people’s home for you and Jon. With good entertainment.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> \u2026<\/p>\n

Friend:<\/strong> This is getting blogged isn\u2019t it.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Is he chewing on his shoes?<\/p>\n

Friend:<\/strong> This nap time is more like who can make who go crazy first.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> Great. I’ll keep an eye out for the next round of Hand, Foot, Mouth disease.<\/p>\n

Destroy:<\/strong> RAWWR!<\/p>\n

Friend:<\/strong> Good luck with that. He\u2019s all yours.<\/p>\n

Destroy:<\/strong> Pocket posey. ALL FALL DOWN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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