<\/a><\/p>\nFinally I braved the elements \u2013 darting over to the closet for a pair of red slipper socks. I grabbed a blanket from the spare closet and wrapped it around myself before doubling the fabled warm fuzzy blanket over my side of the bed.<\/p>\n
I fell into a blissfully happy (and toasty) slumber.<\/p>\n
Jon claims the room was 72 degrees, but this is a lie because the heater was on.<\/p>\n
His second debate point was that I may have a mental problem. I will not dispute this. Especially not from under my cozy covers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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