<\/a>Destroy: 30 Weeks<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jon hit it in February. I\u2019m rushing toward it in November. But today, it\u2019s all about the twins. The big 3-0. Search and Destroy are 30 weeks along today. 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