{"id":2726,"date":"2012-08-13T21:41:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-14T04:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.streamdoubletrouble.com\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2012-08-13T21:42:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T04:42:23","slug":"a-completely-ordinary-totally-typical-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/a-completely-ordinary-totally-typical-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Completely Ordinary, Totally Typical Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

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We close out the 2012 Summer School Mud-Pie season with a typical day. An accident report.<\/p>\n

Destroy bonked his head. To paraphrase:<\/p>\n

Kid was running amuck and fell. Unclear what mischief he was up to that ultimately caused the latest goose egg. Hugs required.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00a0I know this shocks you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We close out the 2012 Summer School Mud-Pie season with a typical day. An accident report. Destroy bonked his head. To paraphrase: Kid was running amuck and fell. 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