{"id":2258,"date":"2012-03-09T20:57:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-10T04:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.streamdoubletrouble.com\/?p=2258"},"modified":"2012-03-09T20:57:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-10T04:57:38","slug":"encyclopedia-brown-and-the-case-of-mistaken-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/encyclopedia-brown-and-the-case-of-mistaken-identity\/","title":{"rendered":"Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of Mistaken Identity"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Teacher: Where is\u2026 Emma?<\/p>\n

Emma: <Giggles and points to self><\/em><\/p>\n

Teacher: Where is\u2026Jamison?<\/p>\n

Jamison: <Giggles and points to self><\/em><\/p>\n

Teacher: Where is\u2026Destroy?<\/p>\n

Destroy: <Confused look><\/em> Hi!<\/p>\n

Teacher: Where is Destroy? Are you Destroy?<\/p>\n

Destroy: <Looks thoughtfully at his teacher, toddles over toward Search><\/em><\/p>\n

Search: Sigh. <Points forcefully at Destroy with exasperated expression><\/em><\/p>\n

Destroy: <Happily points back at Search><\/em><\/p>\n

Teacher: That\u2019s Search. *You\u2019re* Destroy.<\/p>\n

Destroy: No. Brother.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Teacher: Where is\u2026 Emma? Emma: <Giggles and points to self> Teacher: Where is\u2026Jamison? Jamison: <Giggles and points to self> Teacher: Where is\u2026Destroy? Destroy: <Confused look> Hi! Teacher: Where is Destroy? Are you Destroy? Destroy: <Looks thoughtfully at his teacher, toddles … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[23,26,377,10],"tags":[506,445,752,753],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Sbzi-Aq","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3992,"url":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/pre-k-chaos-in-the-classroom\/","url_meta":{"origin":2258,"position":0},"title":"Pre-K (Chaos in the Classroom)","date":"August 21, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"When I first dropped the muppets off in the toddler room of their preschool, Destroy still couldn\u2019t walk. 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