{"id":2160,"date":"2012-02-01T20:33:22","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T04:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.streamdoubletrouble.com\/?p=2160"},"modified":"2012-02-01T20:33:22","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T04:33:22","slug":"wineconed-wednesday-wizards-duel-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/wineconed-wednesday-wizards-duel-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Wineconed Wednesday \u2013 Wizards Duel Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Are you reading\u00a0A Nervous Tic Motion Yet<\/a>? You should be. I write a weekly column there \u2013\u00a0Wineconed Wednesdays<\/a>. You know you want to throw some. And I would really love for you to join in!<\/p>\n

\u201cMadam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I am a germ. A rare disease. I am called malignalitaloptereosis… and you’ve caught me, Mim!\u201d \u2013 Sword in the Stone<\/a><\/p>\n

You know, as long as we\u2019re on the topic of wizards\u2026<\/p>\n

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So we\u2019re clear.<\/p>\n

Well, my toddler learned to share this week. Unfortunately, it was the stomach flu. So that sucked.<\/p>\n

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Due to the aforementioned germs, we\u2019re heavy on the graphics this week. In related news, my bathroom tile floor really does have a pretty pattern when examined at close range for an extended period of time.<\/p>\n

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Graph created by MommyShorts<\/p><\/div>\n

A winecone to germs. Big fabulous antibiotical, germ killing, make you feel better winecones.<\/p>\n

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My ENT dr. stuck gobs of antibiotic ointment up my nose & it’s leaking. At least it wasn’t up my ass. The last thing I need is a leaky ass.<\/p>\n

Editor\u2019s note: Well this is a first. You\u2019ve left this editor speechless. A toilet paper winecone perhaps? Or how about just a simple sinus winecone. Join our germ killing winecone party.<\/p>\n

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Social media. The whole point of this new technology is to be social. So a confounded winecone at the blogging platforms that won\u2019t actually let anyone comment.<\/p>\n

Editor\u2019s note: That drives me bonkers. Well, technology in general. But for the record, if you ever try to virtually contact me and the gizmo or gadget du jour tells you to eff off via a blank page or mocking capcha \u2013 go ahead and winecone me.<\/p>\n

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As a born and bred California girl, I\u2019ve gotta give MAJOR smakaroos to the gorgeous 80 degree weather down in LA this past weekend. The workday gets infinitely better when you\u2019re writing reports poolside.<\/p>\n

Also, serious props and kisses to all of you reading this. Especially those of you getting in on the game and sharing. I still get all butterfly giddy when I see comments. And I won\u2019t lie \u2013 I do a happy dance when I see someone\u2019s shared.<\/p>\n

\u2018Till next week, winecones and kisses!<\/p>\n

*Leave your Winecones in the comments or email us at anervousticmotion1@gmail.com<\/a> and we\u2019ll add yours next week!<\/p>\n

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