<\/a>I'm a pretty pony.<\/p><\/div>\n
\u201cNew blog entry!\u201d the little green laptop excitedly announced unprovoked.<\/p>\n
Oh. My. God. It knows\u2026<\/p>\n
Tripping and stubbing my toe on the ledge, you can now find me cowering in the corner with a jumbo black hefty garbage bag. Just try me toys \u2013 I will Throw. You. Out.<\/p>\n
I looked up. Face to face with Lucky. \u201cI\u2019m a pretty pony\u2026\u201d Lucky whispered.<\/p>\n
Help\u2026meeeeeee\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The toys are trying to kill me. I\u2019m pretty sure I\u2019ve discovered the source of all the mysterious bruises that keep appearing on my legs. Also, I may have a broken toe. 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