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\"\"<\/a>I’ll be your Lois Lane you be my Superman. And Batman will protect our city.<\/p>\n

And neither of them will consent to take off the boots. They’re becoming a thing.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

Bring it mayhem!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>

It's a bird, it's a plane!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"\"<\/a>

I'M BATMAN!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ll be your Lois Lane you be my Superman. And Batman will protect our city. And neither of them will consent to take off the boots. They’re becoming a thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[5,23,19,10],"tags":[648,646,647],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Sbzi-xA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2271,"url":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/how-to-be-a-superhero\/","url_meta":{"origin":2082,"position":0},"title":"How to Be a Superhero","date":"March 16, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"As you know, the muppets lead not-so-secret lives as superheroes. 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