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\"\"<\/a>I can’t wait to tell you all about the muppets big day, but Santa brought Mommy an early night’s sleep.<\/p>\n

Sending my love to you and yours – be you right next door or across the globe. These interwebs are an amazing thing…<\/p>\n

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I can’t wait to tell you all about the muppets big day, but Santa brought Mommy an early night’s sleep. Sending my love to you and yours – be you right next door or across the globe. 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