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\"\"<\/a>Random lady: “Oh my goodness! I can’t believe how identical they are.”
\nMe: “They’re not identical.”
\nRL: “How is that possible? They look so much alike.”
\nMe: “Well, they are brothers. Haha”
\nRL: “Oh! So they’re not twins?”
\nMe: *facepalm*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Random lady: “Oh my goodness! I can’t believe how identical they are.” Me: “They’re not identical.” RL: “How is that possible? They look so much alike.” Me: “Well, they are brothers. Haha” RL: “Oh! So they’re not twins?” Me: *facepalm*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[22],"tags":[452,451],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3Sbzi-rl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1761,"url":"https:\/\/streamoftheconscious.com\/motherhood-uncovered-finding-time-for-the-nervous-breakdown-i-deserve-a-sing-along\/","url_meta":{"origin":1695,"position":0},"title":"Finding Time for the Nervous Breakdown I Deserve – A Sing-Along","date":"October 5, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"I thought I\u2019d do something a little different for this foray into the naked truth of Mommyhood. 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