perspective<\/a>. Today, one of those tiny bundles of joy spent the evening canvasing the living room while the other rocked out, singing along to 90s alt-rock.<\/p>\nThe flowers are beautiful. Homecoming is happy. It is not the muppets birthday (even if you think it should be.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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