Comments on: Things That Apparently Do Not Go Without Saying

By: Laurie

Laurie — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 19:17:27 +0000

Don’t put the cat inside a rubbermaid tote and put the lid on!

Just because you have to “go potty” and daddy says ok, don’t drop trou in the parking lot of preschool and poop right there! (that was my girl by the way)

By: M

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:52:43 +0000

What color is the poop today?

By: Alex

Alex — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:14:54 +0000

Put the nunchucks away!
Thanks, but I’ll save the chicken foot for later.
The next box cutter I see, I’m keeping.
(I teach primary school in China).

By: Rebecca C

Rebecca C — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:34:03 +0000

Please don’t eat Daddy’s shoes.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:00:13 +0000

Don’t like the mirror at Target.

By: John (Daddy Runs a Lot)

John (Daddy Runs a Lot) — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:19:29 +0000

What’s bad is that I have a tone in my voice when I ask stuff like “why are you trying to clean the dog with a hot dog?” that CJ, if he detects the tone, will just say “sorry” and stop doing whatever it is that he’s doing.

By: Mom Off Meth

Mom Off Meth — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 15:05:35 +0000

Those are great. Sometimes I stop and say to myself, “did I really just say that?”

Love it.