Disney Wicki
Me: Can I have a hug?
Search: No. <Eye roll. Puts nose back in book.>
Me: Want me to read you a story?
Search: No. <Eye roll. Puts nose back in book.>
Me: <Using my mom voice.> Destroy Anthony! Get off of that table. We do not scale coffee tables. Get down. <Destroy begins wailing.>
Search: Uh oh…<Cackle.>
Me: Can you show brother how to go down the slide?
Search: No. <Runs over to slide. Dives down slide head first.> NOOO!
Me: Are you ready for bed? Do you want to go night night?
Search: No. <Scampers over to stairs and starts climbing.>
Me: I thought you said “No.”
Search: No ni ni! <Sticks thumb confidently in mouth. Curls up into little ball.>
Jon: Wow. He really is COMPLETELY your child.
Search: <Sly smirk. Giggle. Cackle.> EhhhhhhOliana dodoh bababah mo mymo MIKEWAZOWSKI!
Me: He totally said Mike Wazowski!
Jon: I really don’t understand you…