‘Tis the season. And so the muppets explained the story of the Fat Man to me.
Search: Did you tell Santa about our new address so he’ll bring the presents we talked to him about?
Destroy: Santa only brings presents to nice boys. You can’t have to sit by the yellow wall because you hit Matthew. Even if he was in your way.
Search: That’s being naughty.
Destroy: Santa flies a sleigh. But it’s ok. It doesn’t crash because it’s little.
Search: But sometimes it does crash. But that’s an accident, so that’s ok. Then a camel will help.
Me: Santa has a camel with him?
Destroy: Well, no, not a camel. It’s a llama. And sometimes it has to pull Santa’s sleigh out of the snow if it crashes and gets stuck and the reindeer can’t help.
Search: We saw deer at the park with Grandpa, you know.
Destroy: It had one horn.
Me: You saw a unicorn? (I’ve got a whole list of things I’d like to see in a world of rainbows and unicorns.)
Destroy: No. It was a reindeer. It’s friends with the llama.
