â€˜Tis the season. And so the muppets explained the story of the Fat Man to me.
Search: Did you tell Santa about our new address so heâ€™ll bring the presents we talked to him about?
Destroy: Santa only brings presents to nice boys. You canâ€™t have to sit by the yellow wall because you hit Matthew. Even if he was in your way.
Search: Thatâ€™s being naughty.
Destroy: Santa flies a sleigh. But itâ€™s ok. It doesnâ€™t crash because itâ€™s little.
Search: But sometimes it does crash. But thatâ€™s an accident, so thatâ€™s ok. Then a camel will help.
Me: Santa has a camel with him?
Destroy: Well, no, not a camel. Itâ€™s a llama. And sometimes it has to pull Santaâ€™s sleigh out of the snow if it crashes and gets stuck and the reindeer canâ€™t help.
Search: We saw deer at the park with Grandpa, you know.
Destroy: It had one horn.
Me: You saw a unicorn? (Iâ€™ve got a whole list of things Iâ€™d like to see in a world of rainbows and unicorns.)
Destroy: No. It was a reindeer. Itâ€™s friends with the llama.