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How to Put a Toddler to Bed

Sleeping Babe

Fairy tales will have you believe that adroit parents simply put their offspring to bed and retire to enjoy the peace and quiet of adult time.

The plan:

  1. Carry sweet child upstairs.
  2. Tuck them into bed. Read educational storybook.
  3. Kiss cherubic chubby cheeks.
  4. Close door gently. Return an hour later to simply stare at angelic perfection.

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Enterprise Mobility

I’m pretty sure my parents knocked off a Toys R Us on their way up for the muppets first birthday. But then again, this was certainly an event to celebrate. Continue reading

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