Recently the wildfires that seem to be an annual occurrence in the hills and valleys around my childhood home once again reared their ugly head. I messaged my mom over chat. Continue reading
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Mahi Mahi was on the menu for dinner tonight. Both muppets chowed down in a serious teenage-boy-in-training fashion, while Finding Nemo played in the background.
(Yes, I fed my children fish while their anthropomorphized dinner just kept swimming on the screen. I know. Mother. Of. The. Year.)
Itâ€™s crazy how big they are now. Theyâ€™re like real little people. Itâ€™s just completelyâ€¦ Continue reading
The real explanation behind professional athletes is not necessarily innate or inherent talent. It is the ability not to kill themselves as toddlers. Continue reading
I got home late for dinner. â€œHang on a sec â€“ youâ€™re impugning one of the bitchesâ€¦â€ Uncle Mark was saying as I plopped into my seat.
Hey â€“ Iâ€™m not one to judge. Whoâ€™s a bitch?
â€œMy bitches,â€ said my 16-year-old cousin Mitch. Continue reading