Felix Baumgartner leapt from space today. Destroy was impressed. Grandpa texted, â€œWeâ€™d love to have you and the boys come over to pick pumpkins.â€ These events are related.
Awwâ€¦weâ€™d love to! I was impressed that theyâ€™d successfully cultivated pumpkins in their backyard. I had visions of my little muppets hugging tiny pumpkins in a sweet family Kodak moment. Then I remembered I have little boys. And for one to have a garden, there must be a plethora of dirt. Continue reading