This morning we headed over to our local mall for the muppets first meeting with Santa. We wanted to make sure the Big Man in the Red Suit knew the boys were home and eagerly awaiting a midnight visit.
Breaking from his duties directing busy toy-making elves, Santa has recently begun accepting visitors. His social secretary began making photo appointments at 11 a.m. When we arrived to meet Aunt Ivy for the big meet and greet at 11:02 a.m., the line already snaked outside the building. I canâ€™t say I blame people. Meeting Santa in person is a big deal.
A woman commented, â€œWe just saw Santa at Macyâ€™s. No lineâ€ as she departed from her morning shopping excursion. Aunt Ivy went to investigate. It was true! Jolly Old St. Nick was ho-ho-hoing to a much smaller happy group of children at the department store at the other end of the mall.
(To all grinches readying a snide comment that Santa can’t be in two places at once: magic. That’s how he works. Our Polar Express sleigh-bell still rings loud and clear in this house.)
I was very excited. And we were off â€“ to find the Miracle of 34th Street Macys Santa. We arrived to find the entire store dressed for the holidays. The halls were decked with boughs of holly and brightly shining baubles. Twinkling lights wove their way through Christmas trees that stood at the end of every aisle. Giant red banners draped from the ceiling read, â€œBELIEVE.â€ Children dressed in their holiday best scampered around â€“ toddlers wrote letters to the North Pole at Victoriaâ€™s desk. (Yes, Victoria, there is a Santa Clausâ€¦) All the while, Christmas Carols (piped through the store stereo system since the end of August) shared the spirit of Christmas.
And at the end of a red carpet, on a golden throne, sat a fabulously jolly old man. He had a deep real Santa-esque chuckle, crisp white gloves and fur trim set off the deep red velour suit, and the twinkle in his eye gave off the knowledge of a man who makes children happy (even if they do scream bloody murder when they sit on the strange manâ€™s lap).
The muppets dressed in their fancy December outfits. (They are two seriously handsome guys.) They woke up right as we got in line. Search eyed me warily. Destroy was utterly fascinated by all the dÃ©cor â€“ he couldnâ€™t take in all in fast enough. His little eyes were wide with delight.
Then it was our turn.
Dear Santa: This Christmas, weâ€™d like to continue growing up â€“ strong, healthy and smart. (And perhaps a jumperoo.)
Santa reached out to greet the muppets. Search had a meltdown. Destroy found new shiny ornaments to capture his attention. The elves jingled bells and squeaked fuzzy ducks in an attempt to elicit muppet smiles.
The end result:
Search â€“ â€œI donâ€™t know about thisâ€¦â€
Destroy â€“ â€œOoh, shiny object!â€