So this happened…
Them: Sweet, twins! Money!
Me: <sweet smile>
Them: Are they twins?
Them: They don’t look alike. Like, they don’t look identical.
Me: They’re not identical.
Them: But they’re twins?
Me: Yes, they’re fraternal twins.
Them: So…what does that mean?
Me: Basically they’re just siblings who were born at the same time.
Destroy: <complete with impressive and fully appropriate eye roll> He’s my brother.