So this happenedâ€¦
Them: Sweet, twins! Money!
Me: <sweet smile>
Them: Are they twins?
Them: They donâ€™t look alike. Like, they donâ€™t look identical.
Me: Theyâ€™re not identical.
Them: But theyâ€™re twins?
Me: Yes, theyâ€™re fraternal twins.
Them: Soâ€¦what does that mean?
Me: Basically theyâ€™re just siblings who were born at the same time.
Destroy:Â <complete with impressive and fully appropriate eye roll> Heâ€™s my brother.